So, i was in my local department store the other day, and i happened upon the toy aisle, and i spotted a small canister with a brightly coloured label.

Sea Monkeys!

i know for a fact that my apartment block doesn't allow pets, but where the managment stands on these majestic creatures, i can't possibly guess. not wanting to chance it i placed the canister back on the shelf and sadly made my way to the videogame section, knowing that at some point those grand aquatic beasts would find a home with some kid who's landlords would perhaps have a kinder outlook on the noble sea monkey.
while i was peruzing the video game selection i couldn't help thinking that maybe the toy section wasn't the right place for sea monkeys, i couldn't help thinking how the sea monkeys would feel being classified as playthings...